p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he was CRYING into my vagina
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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