dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
