Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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