on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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