Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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