Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
organizing the empties. That sober.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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