is your mom at the bar?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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