now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
