New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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