Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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