did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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