Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Randomize