yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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