I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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