I'm really into asian looking animals
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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