god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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