If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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