I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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