Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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