Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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