I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
