Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
