possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
