He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
