Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I party with great urgency now.
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