so that wasnt chicken after all
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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