Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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