she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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