had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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My liver just had a heart attack.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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