I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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