Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Still dying that you shit outside
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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