WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
