I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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