Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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