If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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