If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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