Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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