38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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