I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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