if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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