I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
...so i touched it.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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