STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life