week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.