i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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