Plan B is the new Plan A
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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