The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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