I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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