I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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