I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
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her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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