I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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