ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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