when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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