I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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