I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He has the fingertips of a God
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