let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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