Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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