Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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